In 1990, a whole string of countries declared their independence from Russia. Lithuania was always assumed to be among them.
Actually not so much. The lady elected to be the first Prime Minister of the country after its "independence", Kazimira Prunskienė, was a Russian spy all along, it has epically turned out. A Lithuanian commission today concluded that Russian spyery was the only sensible conclusion to come to, confirming the suspicions of many... (including this Weblog; we are proud to once again have correctly predicted the outing of a Russian spy!)
Russian Spy of Lithuania, Miss Prunskienė, spying on something just behind our cameraman.
Allegations of blatant spy activity had been thrown at the good lady (known lovingly as "The Kremlin's Candidate") during her tenure, but she somehow succeeded in winning the following court battle. Emboldened, she then tried and failed to be elected for the Prime Ministership of Lithuania again, most likely attempting to pick up her spying activities where she left off.
Russian spies often suffer withdrawal symptoms, and many return to spying years later. It seems that Miss Prunskienė, suffering strong withdrawal symptoms, could stay away no longer from the international spying circuit. We hope she has a speedy recovery from her addiction, and wish her the best of luck in any future ventures, whether spy-related or not.
As a world leader, Kazimira Prunskienė is one of the most impressive Russian spies we have seen in a long time, since the golden days of "Reds under the bed". She stands alongside the greats, such as the head of the Estonian defence network Hermann Simm, and novellist Earnest Hemingway. We salute the good lady in her work.
Her website: http://www.prunskiene.lt/lt/
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