Monday, 26 July 2010

Death Threats

Chief Russian Spy Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has claimed he knows exactly who betrayed his spies in the USA and Cyprus... and has stated that their ends will come "lying in a ditch".


It beggars belief that a head of state can make such bladdy blatant death threats against individuals in other nations. We all remember what happened to former Russian spy Litvinenko, murdered in a British hospital for revealing murderous truths about Putin's conduct.


I await more news on the mysterious, unnamed "traitors" at whom Putin has taken aim. In the meantime, your beloved author will be spending some time hidden away in an underground bunker, on entirely unrelated business.

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