Russian Representatives in NATO all Spies.

The Russian delegation in NATO, it has emerged, is staffed almost exclusively by spies. 

The predictable revelation came out after more than a decade of naive trust-- for more than ten years, NATO had been allowing Russian officials to roam free around their headquarters without a leash, just like normal politicians, and trusting them not to spy on anything.

The truth became too blindingly obvious to deny when Russian "officials" were caught hiding their badges and sneaking into meetings reserved for NATO members. Russia is not a NATO member, as Russia is to NATO what Mordor is to the Shire.

Apparently, during the Soviet era, only 27 Russian spies had been arrested for spying in the Brussels NATO HQ. Today, the number of spies infesting NATO is much higher, as Superspy Vladimir Putin has been outdoing his paranoid Soviet predecessors.