Russian Representatives in NATO all Spies.

The Russian delegation in NATO, it has emerged, is staffed almost exclusively by spies. 

The predictable revelation came out after more than a decade of naive trust-- for more than ten years, NATO had been allowing Russian officials to roam free around their headquarters without a leash, just like normal politicians, and trusting them not to spy on anything.

The truth became too blindingly obvious to deny when Russian "officials" were caught hiding their badges and sneaking into meetings reserved for NATO members. Russia is not a NATO member, as Russia is to NATO what Mordor is to the Shire.

Apparently, during the Soviet era, only 27 Russian spies had been arrested for spying in the Brussels NATO HQ. Today, the number of spies infesting NATO is much higher, as Superspy Vladimir Putin has been outdoing his paranoid Soviet predecessors.

 

Identification, Supervision, Understanding

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has this week commemorated his ten years of uninterrupted leadership of the Russian Federation.

Through use of the unfeasibly vast Russian spy network, the Russian PM keeps to this day an eye into every home, every school, and every government in NATO and the wider world: No position is immune from subversion; no NATO top-secret file goes unspied.

Analysts estimate one in every two people in the western world is "most likely a Russian spy", and the Russian PM has been known to read NATO documents even before those who drafted and wrote them.

It is with this background that we today unveil the Russian Spy Watch: the weblog for watching & supervision of global Russian spy activity.

It is my aim to bring wider attention to the global endemic of Russian spy proclivity, an endemic that has revealed such figures as novellist Ernest Hemingway, Queen Elizabeth's art advisor Anthony Blunt, and the Head of the Estonian defence system Hermann Simm to be none other than Russian spies passing NATO secrets to ten-year leader Putin.

Whenever new details emerge regarding the activities of the inconceivably huge Russian spy network, I will be here, watching the watchmen.